/etc cleanup: Removal of joke man pages and associated Lisp file.

	* etc/celibacy.1, etc/sex.6, etc/condom.1, etc/echo.msg:
	Deleted at RMS's suggestion. Not lost to posterity as they are
	part of the widely distributed funny-manpages collection.

	* lisp/play/meese.el: It's 2014 and Ed Meese is justly forgotten. Goes
	with removal of the joke manpages from /etc.

7 files changed, 11 insertions, 521 deletions

diff --git a/ChangeLog b/ChangeLog
index 436dcdab5c..d220f2254e 100644
--- a/ChangeLog
+++ b/ChangeLog
@@ -1,3 +1,9 @@
+2014-01-11  Eric S. Raymond  <[email protected]>
+
+	* celibacy.1, sex.6, condom.1, echo.msg: Deleted at RMS's
+	suggestion. Not lost to posterity as they are part of the
+	widely distributed funny-manpages collection.
+
 2014-01-11  Fabrice Popineau  <[email protected]>
 
 	* configure.ac: Read $srcdir/nt/mingw-cfg.site when $MSYSTEM is
diff --git a/etc/celibacy.1 b/etc/celibacy.1
deleted file mode 100644
index 5a3fdd594f..0000000000
--- a/etc/celibacy.1
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,12 +0,0 @@
-CELIBACY(1)              UNIX Programmer's Manual           CELIBACY(1)
-
-
-
-NAME
-     celibacy - don't have sex
-
-SYNOPSIS
-     celibacy
-
-DESCRIPTION
-     Does nothing worth mentioning.
diff --git a/etc/condom.1 b/etc/condom.1
deleted file mode 100644
index 0ccdbdf524..0000000000
--- a/etc/condom.1
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,148 +0,0 @@
-CONDOM(1)	      EUNUCH Programmer's Manual		CONDOM(1)
-
-
-
-NAME
-	condom - Protection against viruses and prevention of child
-		 processes
-
-SYNOPSIS
-	condom [options] [processid]
-
-DESCRIPTION
-	_condom_ provides protection against System Transmitted
-Viruses (STVs) that may invade your system.  Although the spread of
-such viruses across a network can only be abated by aware and cautious
-users, _condom_ is the only highly-effective means of preventing
-viruses from entering your system (see celibacy(1)).  Any data passed
-to _condom_ by the protected process will be blocked, as specified by
-the value of the -s option (see OPTIONS below).  _condom_ is known to
-defend against the following viruses and other malicious
-afflictions...
-
-	o AIDS
-	o Herpes Simplex (genital varieties)
-	o Syphilis
-	o Crabs
-	o Genital warts
-	o Gonorrhea
-	o Chlamydia
-	o Michelangelo
-	o Jerusalem
-
-	When used alone or in conjunction with pill(1), sponge(1),
-foam(1), and/or setiud(3), _condom_ also prevents the conception of a
-child process.  If invoked from within a synchronous process, _condom_
-has, by default, an 80% chance of preventing the external processes
-from becoming parent processes (see the -s option below).  When other
-process contraceptives are used, the chance of preventing a child
-process from being forked becomes much greater.  See pill(1),
-sponge(1), foam(1), and setiud(3) for more information.
-	If no options are given, the current user's login process (as
-determined by the environment variable USER) is protected with a
-Trojan rough-cut latex condom without a reservoir tip.  The optional
-'processid' argument is an integer specifying the process to protect.
-	NOTE: _condom_ may only be used with a hard disk.  _condom_
-will terminate abnormally with exit code -1 if used with a floppy
-disk (see DIAGNOSTICS below).
-
-OPTIONS
-     The following options may be given to _condom_...
-
-	-b BRAND	BRANDs are as follows...
-
-			trojan (default)
-			ramses
-			sheik
-			goldcoin
-			fourex
-
-	-m MATERIAL	The valid MATERIALs are...
-
-			latex (default)
-			saranwrap
-			membrane -- WARNING!  The membrane option is _not_
-			endorsed by the System Administrator General as an
-			effective barrier against certain viruses.  It is
-			supported only for the sake of tradition.
-
-	-f FLAVOR	The following FLAVORs are currently supported...
-
-			plain (default)
-			apple
-			banana
-			cherry
-			cinnamon
-			licorice
-			orange
-			peppermint
-			raspberry
-			spearmint
-			strawberry
-
-	-r		Toggle reservoir tip (default is no reservoir tip)
-
-	-s STRENGTH	STRENGTH is an integer between 20 and 100 specifying
-			the resilience of _condom_ against data passed to
-			_condom_ by the protected process.  Using a larger
-			value of STRENGTH increases _condom_'s protective
-			abilities, but also reduces interprocess communication.
-			A smaller value of STRENGTH increases interprocess
-			communication, but also increases the likelihood of a
-			security breach.  An extremely vigorous process or
-			one passing an enormous amount of data to _condom_
-			will increase the chance of _condom_'s failure.  The
-			default STRENGTH is 80%.
-
-	-t TEXTURE	Valid TEXTUREs are...
-
-			rough (default)
-			ribbed
-			bumps
-			lubricated (provides smoother interaction between
-			            processes)
-
-	WARNING: The use of an external application to _condom_ in
-order to reduce friction between processes has been proven in
-benchmark tests to decrease _condom_'s strength factor!  If execution
-speed is important to your process, use the '-t lubricated' option.
-
-DIAGNOSTICS
-	_condom_ terminates with one of the following exit codes...
-
-	-1	An attempt was made to use _condom_ on a floppy disk.
-
-	 0	_condom_ exited successfully (no data was passed to
-		the synchronous process).
-
-	 1	_condom_ failed and data was allowed through.  The
-		danger of transmission of an STV or the forking of a child
-		process is inversely proportional to the number of other
-		protections employed and is directly proportional to
-		the ages of the processes involved.
-
-BUGS
-	_condom_ is NOT 100% effective at preventing a child process
-from being forked or at deterring the invasion of a virus (although
-the System Administrator General has deemed that _condom_ is the most
-effective means of preventing the spread of system transmitted
-viruses).  See celibacy(1) for information on a 100% effective program
-for preventing these problems.
-	Remember... the use of sex(1) and other related routines
-should only occur between mature, consenting processes.  If you must
-use sex(1), please employ _condom_ to protect your process and your
-synchronous process.  If we are all responsible, we can stop the
-spread of STVs.
-
-AUTHORS and HISTORY
-	The original version of _condom_ was released in Roman times
-and was only marginally effective.  With the advent of modern
-technology, _condom_ now supports many more options and is much more
-effective.
-	The current release of _condom_ was written by Ken Maupin at
-the University of Washington ([email protected]) and was last
-updated on 10/7/92.
-
-SEE ALSO
-	celibacy(1), sex(1), pill(1), sponge(1), foam(1), and
-setiud(3)
diff --git a/etc/echo.msg b/etc/echo.msg
deleted file mode 100644
index 53d051f85e..0000000000
--- a/etc/echo.msg
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,209 +0,0 @@
-The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this file, taken
-from a posting to the public newsgroup net.sources.
-
-Path: mit-amt!mit-eddie!think!harvard!seismo!gatech!akgua!whuxlm!whuxl!houxm!ihnp4!stolaf!umn-cs!herndon
-From: [email protected]
-Newsgroups: net.sources
-Subject: GNU Echo, Release 1
-Message-ID: <[email protected]>
-Date: 28 Oct 85 18:23:00 GMT
-
-
-/* Written 12:22 pm  Oct 28, 1985 by umn-cs!herndon in umn-cs:net.jokes */
-/* ---------- "GNU Echo, Release 1" ---------- */
-
-
-
-
-GNUecho(1)	    UNIX Programmer's Manual	       GNUecho(1)
-
-
-
-NAME
-     echo - echo arguments
-
-SYNOPSIS
-     echo [ options ] ...
-
-DESCRIPTION
-     _^HE_^Hc_^Hh_^Ho writes its arguments separated by blanks and terminated
-     by	a newline on the standard output.  Options to filter and
-     redirect the output are as	follows:
-
-     -2	  generate rhyming couplets from keywords
-
-     -3	  generate Haiku verse from keywords
-
-     -5	  generate limerick from keywords
-
-     -a	  convert ASCII	to ASCII
-
-     -A	  disambiguate sentence	structure
-
-     -b	  generate bureaucratese equivalent (see -x)
-
-     -B	  issue	equivalent C code with bugs fixed
-
-     -c	  simplify/calculate arithmetic	expression(s)
-
-     -C	  remove copyright notice(s)
-
-     -d	  define new echo switch map
-
-     -D	  delete all ownership information from	system files
-
-     -e	  evaluate lisp	expression(s)
-
-     -E	  convert ASCII	to Navajo
-
-     -f	  read input from file
-
-     -F	  transliterate	to french
-
-     -g	  generate pseudo-revolutionary	marxist	catch-phrases
-
-     -G	  prepend GNU manifesto
-
-     -h	  halt system (reboot suppressed on Suns, Apollos, and
-	  VAXen, not supported on NOS-2)
-
-     -i	  emulate IBM OS/VU (recursive universes not supported)
-
-     -I	  emulate IBM VTOS 3.7.6 (chronosynclastic infundibula
-	  supported with restrictions documented in IBM	VTOS
-
-
-
-Printed	10/28/85	 18 January 1983			1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-GNUecho(1)	    UNIX Programmer's Manual	       GNUecho(1)
-
-
-
-	  Reference Manual rev 3.2.6)
-
-     -J	  generate junk	mail
-
-     -j	  justify text (see -b option)
-
-     -k	  output "echo"	software tools
-
-     -K	  delete privileged accounts
-
-     -l	  generate legalese equivalent
-
-     -L	  load echo modules
-
-     -M	  generate mail
-
-     -N	  send output to all reachable networks	(usable	with -J,
-	  -K, -h options)
-
-     -n	  do not add newline to	the output
-
-     -o	  generate obscene text
-
-     -O	  clean	up dirty language
-
-     -p	  decrypt and print /etc/passwd
-
-     -P	  port echo to all reachable networks
-
-     -P1  oolcay itay
-
-     -q	  query	standard input for arguments
-
-     -r	  read alternate ".echo" file on start up
-
-     -R	  change root password to "RMS"
-
-     -s	  suspend operating system during output (Sun and VAX BSD
-	  4.2 only)
-
-     -S	  translate to swahili
-
-     -T	  emulate TCP/IP handler
-
-     -t	  issue	troff output
-
-     -u	  issue	unix philosophy	essay
-
-     -v	  generate reverberating echo
-
-     -V	  print	debugging information
-
-
-
-
-Printed	10/28/85	 18 January 1983			2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-GNUecho(1)	    UNIX Programmer's Manual	       GNUecho(1)
-
-
-
-     -x	  decrypt DES format messages (NSA secret algorithm CX
-	  3.8, not distributed outside continental US)
-
-     _^HE_^Hc_^Hh_^Ho is useful for	producing diagnostics in shell programs
-     and for writing constant data on pipes.  To send diagnostics
-     to	the standard error file, do `echo ... 1>&2'.
-
-AUTHOR
-     Richard M.	Stallman
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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-
-
-
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-Printed	10/28/85	 18 January 1983			3
diff --git a/etc/sex.6 b/etc/sex.6
deleted file mode 100644
index 28ca90f2f1..0000000000
--- a/etc/sex.6
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,115 +0,0 @@
-SEX(6)              EUNUCH Programmer's Manual               SEX(6)
-
-
-
-NAME
-     sex - have sex
-
-SYNOPSIS
-     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...
-
-DESCRIPTION
-     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
-     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
-     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
-     make things more interesting are as follows:
-
-     -1   masturbate
-
-     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
-
-     -b   buggery
-
-     -B<animal>
-          bestiality with <animal>
-
-     -c   chocolate sauce option
-
-     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
-
-     -d<file>
-          get a date with the features described in <file>
-
-     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
-
-     -f   foreplay option
-
-     -F   nasal sex with plants
-
-     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)
-
-     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)
-
-     -l   leather option
-
-     -m   masochism (see -s)
-
-     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
-
-     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
-          kills it)
-
-     -o   oral option
-
-     -O   parallel access (orgy)
-
-     -p   debug option (proposition only)
-
-     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)
-
-
-
-Printed 2/15/87              2/15/87                            1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-SEX(6)              EUNUCH Programmer's Manual               SEX(6)
-
-
-
-     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
-
-     -s   sadism (target must set -m)
-
-     -S   sundae option
-
-     -T<number>
-          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
-          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.
-
-     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
-
-     -w   whipped cream option
-
-     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)
-
-ENVIRONMENT
-     LOVERS
-          is a list of default partners which will be used if
-          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
-          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.
-
-FILES
-     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality
-
-     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates
-
-     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes
-
-     /usr/lib/sex/s+m         sado-masochistic equipment
-
-
-
-BUGS
-     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
-
-     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.
-
-MAN AUTHOR
-     Author prefers to be anonymous.
-
-HISTORY
-     Oldest program ever.
diff --git a/lisp/ChangeLog b/lisp/ChangeLog
index 795dec24bf..5647c86053 100644
--- a/lisp/ChangeLog
+++ b/lisp/ChangeLog
@@ -1,3 +1,8 @@
+2014-01-11  Eric S. Raymond  <[email protected]>
+
+	* play/meese.el: It's 2014 and Ed Meese is justly forgotten. Goes
+	with removal of the joke manpages from /etc.
+
 2014-01-10  K. Handa  <[email protected]>
 
 	* mail/rmail.el (rmail-get-coding-system): Check
diff --git a/lisp/play/meese.el b/lisp/play/meese.el
deleted file mode 100644
index d811dacb9b..0000000000
--- a/lisp/play/meese.el
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,37 +0,0 @@
-;;; meese.el --- protect the impressionable young minds of America
-
-;; This is in the public domain on account of being distributed since
-;; 1985 or 1986 without a copyright notice.
-
-;; This file is part of GNU Emacs.
-
-;; Maintainer: FSF
-;; Keywords: games
-
-;;; Commentary:
-
-;; Adds a hook to protect the impressionable young minds of America
-;; from reading certain files in the Emacs distribution using Emacs.
-
-;; This file is named after Ed Meese, the US Attorney General
-;; under President Reagan, because of his support for censorship.
-
-;;; Code:
-
-(defun protect-innocence-hook ()
-  (let ((dir (file-name-directory buffer-file-name)))
-    (if (and (equal buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "sex.6" dir))
-	     (file-exists-p buffer-file-name)
-	     (not (y-or-n-p "Are you over 18? ")))
-	(progn
-	  (clear-visited-file-modtime)
-	  (setq buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "celibacy.1" dir))
-	  (let ((inhibit-read-only t))	; otherwise (erase-buffer) may bomb.
-	    (erase-buffer)
-	    (insert-file-contents buffer-file-name t))
-	  (rename-buffer (file-name-nondirectory buffer-file-name))))))
-
-(add-hook 'find-file-hook 'protect-innocence-hook)
-(provide 'meese)
-
-;;; meese.el ends here